Our tireless insiders, armed with magnifying glasses and spy gadgets, have finally shed light on the closely guarded plot of the highly anticipated film Cloverfield 2. Despite all efforts by director Babak Anvari, who is known to protect the script like the apple of his eye, we’ve managed to uncover what awaits viewers in this epic sequel. 🎥
Imagine America in the year 2028. 🇺🇸 It’s election season, and, surprisingly, Joe Biden is back on the political stage! 👴 Yes, you heard that right. The 86-year-old Biden, now marketed by the Democratic Party as a “young and promising politician,” promises to correct the mistakes of the past. However, his slogan “Back to the Future” leaves voters slightly puzzled. 🤔
The film’s climax occurs when Biden, attempting to sit down, accidentally presses the red button, triggering a nuclear strike on Russia. 🔴💥 At this moment, viewers realize that Cloverfield 2 is not just a disaster movie but a true political satire, where the apocalypse becomes a metaphor for the political scene. 🌍
Director Babak Anvari, who has been working on the project since 2022, only gave a mysterious smile when asked about Cloverfield 2 at the premiere of his new film, Hallow Road. 😏 He confirmed that work on the project is ongoing, with Joe Barton, known for the Netflix thriller series “Giri/Haji,” working on the script. J.J. Abrams, the director of the original 2008 Cloverfield, returns as a producer alongside Hannah Minghella and Jon Cohen. 🎬
For now, we can only speculate on how audiences will react to such an unexpected turn of events. 🤯 One thing is certain: Cloverfield 2 promises to be not only a blockbuster but also a cultural phenomenon that will make us ponder the future of politics and the world. 🌟
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
