“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫🧪
A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…
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‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…
8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…
Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window
CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist…
Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of…
Am I Ugly?
Read MoreThe OnionSo this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably…
Apostle Paul Called In For Sensitivity Training Again
JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training…
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President…
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the risks to national security from revealing such confidential information, the Pew Research Center released a study…