The music world is buzzing with anticipation! 🎸 Kirk Hammett, the legendary guitarist of Metallica, is set to release a new book titled “The Collection: Kirk Hammett.” This upcoming masterpiece, spanning 400 pages and available for just $150, promises to reveal all the guitar riffs Hammett has “borrowed” over his 40-year career in hard rock. 📚💸
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For true aficionados and collectors, an exclusive Custom Edition will be available, priced at $800. This version promises to be a true gem for those who want to touch musical history and receive unique bonuses from Hammett himself. 💎
The book is already causing a stir among aspiring guitar thieves, as it reportedly details from whom and when Hammett “found inspiration” for various guitar parts. Now, anyone can learn how to become a successful musician without the hassle of creating original melodies. 🎶
Music critics eagerly await the release to assess its contribution to the “art of borrowing.” Metallica fans are puzzled: could their idol have been copying others’ ideas all these years? 🤔
Hammett himself seems unfazed. In an interview, he stated, “I’ve always believed that art is about exchanging ideas. I just exchanged a bit more actively than others.” 😏
The book also promises to include tips on how to avoid plagiarism accusations and stay on top of the musical Olympus. For instance, Hammett recommends “tweaking” riffs slightly so they sound “almost new.” 🎵
Don’t miss the chance to be part of musical history and stay tuned for the release of this unique edition! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great guitarist by following in the footsteps of the master borrower. 🏆
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