In the world of video games, something unimaginable has happened—UbiSoft has decided to reform its critics with a new patch for Assassin’s Creed Shadows. Now, anyone who dares to publicly criticize the game will be forced to watch two hours of end credits, listing every single person involved in the development. 🎮 This in-game video will play at the very start of the game and cannot be skipped. According to UbiSoft representatives, this innovation will make players “more disciplined and responsible, just like the black samurai in Japan.” 🥋
🎮 UbiSoft Forces Critics of Assassin’s Creed Shadows to Watch Credits! Find Out Why It’s Genius! 🤯
Naturally, this decision has sparked a storm of emotions in the gaming community. Some believe that UbiSoft has finally found a way to silence its critics, while others are convinced it’s just a brilliant marketing move. 🤔 Who would have thought that two hours of credits could become such a powerful tool in combating negative reviews? Now, anyone who wants to express their dissatisfaction will have to think twice before hitting the keyboard. 💻
But what is really behind this innovation? Perhaps UbiSoft is simply tired of constant attacks and decided it’s time to teach its players some respect and patience. After all, if black samurai could be disciplined and responsible, why shouldn’t modern gamers take a page from their book? 🤷♂️ Of course, historians might debate the existence of black samurai, but who cares when UbiSoft’s honor and dignity are at stake? 🏯
In any case, this new feature has already become a hot topic on social media. Some joke that critics will now have to bring popcorn to endure those two hours, while others seriously consider changing careers. 🍿 Either way, UbiSoft is back in the spotlight, and it seems that’s exactly what they wanted. After all, as they say, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. 📢
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