In the world of music, something incredible has happened — Linkin Park’s new song “Up From The Bottom” has become a hit in the most unexpected places. Yes, you heard that right! This track is now playing in adult stores, where, according to salespeople, it literally boosts sales to a whole new level. 🎶🔥
“When this new Linkin Park song plays in our store, sales of toys and anal accessories skyrocket,” shares one salesperson, adding, “God bless Linkin Park!” 😇🍑. It seems music truly has the power to do wonders, especially when it comes to such delicate matters.
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The track “Up From The Bottom” will be part of the deluxe edition of the album “From Zero,” set to release on May 16 under the Warner label. But it’s already become a phenomenon, attracting attention not only from the band’s fans but also from those who enjoy spicy shopping. 🎁📀
Who would have thought that Linkin Park, known for their emotional and deep lyrics, could fit so seamlessly into the atmosphere of adult stores? Perhaps this is a new marketing strategy that other artists should take note of. After all, as they say, music is a universal language that everyone understands, even in the most unexpected places. 😏🎸
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
