How Was I Supposed To Know ‘Business Casual’ Didn’t Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper’s Uniform?
Is anyone else sick of all these confusing “dress code” terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking…
Month: March 2025
FBI, Justice Department Buildings Briefly Listed For Sale
Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration briefly listed over 440 federal buildings for sale online before suddenly removing the document, which…
Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said…
Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit
SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new…
Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate
POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine…
Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event
LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender…
Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame,…
Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie
BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional…
Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! 🤖😴
A scandal has erupted in the world of tech and cinema! 🎥💥 OpenAI, known for its cutting-edge AI developments, has…
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Read MoreThe OnionDespite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives…