Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…
Month: March 2025
Foreign Man Knows An Incredible Amount About Harlem Globetrotters
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess, sources confirmed Monday…
Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…
🎤🏠 Musicians for Fire Relief: How Celebrities Are Helping Paris Hilton Pay Her Electric Bills? 💸🔥
In a world where even millionaires need a little help to make ends meet, renowned musicians like Moby, Dawes, Jim…
REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s 25% taxes on imports from Mexico and Canada went into effect today, the latest salvo…