In a time when scoring concert tickets is like battling a horde of rabid raccoons, Donald Trump and his trusty sidekick, Kid Rock, decided enough was enough. Inside the Oval Office, where the fate of the world is usually decided, the topic du jour was… concert tickets. And so, on March 31st, the former President signed a directive that he claimed would bring justice back to the ticket market. 🎤
🇺🇸 Kid Rock-Approved Ticket Tax: Why Every Concert is Now an Act of Patriotism
But, as they say, the devil is in the details. Along with the directive aimed at battling bots that buy up tickets faster than a Kardashian on Black Friday, came a new tax. And not just any tax, but the “Great Kid Rock Patriot Tax.” Now, every single ticket will be slapped with a 10% surcharge, ensuring, as they put it, “every concert ticket is infused with patriotism and pride in America’s greatness.” 🇺🇸
Of course, the trolling was epic. Kid Rock, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Trump, declared this tax wasn’t just about filling government coffers, but a true act of patriotism. “Every time you buy a ticket, you’re supporting America!” he bellowed, winking at the cameras. And while many Americans are already calculating how much more they’ll have to shell out for their favorite shows, Kid Rock assures everyone it’s a small price to pay for the nation’s greatness. 🎸
The internet, as always, exploded. Social media is flooded with memes and jokes about the new tax. Some are joking that every concert will now start with the national anthem, while others are suggesting taxing everything music-related to ensure “patriotism” permeates every aspect of life. One thing’s for sure: Trump and Kid Rock have once again managed to grab the spotlight, and maybe that was the whole point. 🤔
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
