Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church
HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…
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HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…
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SALINA, KS — Local man Jared Halderman reportedly went through a period of confused bewilderment after realizing he was unsure…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald…
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LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…
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Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found…