Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found the perfect actor to play Patrick Bateman in the reboot of “American Psycho.” And it’s none other than Donald Trump himself! 🎬 Yes, you heard that right. The U.S. President, who has already made appearances in films, will now take on the role of a serial killer.
😱Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found the perfect actor to play Patrick Bateman in the reboot of “American Psycho.” And it’s none other than Donald Trump himself! 🎬 Yes, you heard that right. The U.S. President, who has already made appearances in films, will now take on the role of a serial killer. 😱
🎬 Donald Trump as Patrick Bateman? The New “American Psycho” Will Shock You! 😱
Guadagnino, famous for his eccentric decisions, stated, “Sure, he’s an older guy. But first, Trump has experience in acting. And second, the first months of his presidency convincingly prove that only Trump can be called the new American Psycho.” 🤯 Indeed, who else could convincingly portray a man who seems like a successful businessman at first glance but is actually a self-proclaimed killer? 🔪
The screenplay for the new adaptation is entrusted to Scott Z. Burns, known for hits like “The Bourne Ultimatum” and “Contagion.” He promises that this will not just be a remake of the film with Christian Bale, but a completely new interpretation of Bret Easton Ellis’s original novel. 📚 At the center of the plot is wealthy Manhattanite Patrick Bateman, who turns into a serial killer in his spare time. And who better than Trump to capture the depth of this character? 🤑
Naturally, the news of such casting has sparked a storm of emotions on social media. Some users are thrilled with the choice, while others are shocked. But one thing is certain: this film will leave no one indifferent. 😜 After all, when else will we have the chance to see a U.S. President in the role of a psycho? 🎥
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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