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Day: April 7, 2025

🎬 “A Minecraft Movie” at the Oscars? Unfinished Film Version Shocks Everyone! 😲
🎮 "A Minecraft Movie" and Its Unfinished Graphics: A New Standard for Hollywood? 🌟
Movie News

🎬 “A Minecraft Movie” at the Oscars? Unfinished Film Version Shocks Everyone! 😲

Finn McFrameApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In an unimaginable twist in the film industry, an unfinished version of “A Minecraft Movie” with incomplete graphics, recently leaked…

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Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him

Finn McFrameApril 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBERLIN—Hoping to secure at least one nice picture as a memento of his trip abroad, an American tourist…

🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡
🤯 13 Years in Alpha: Star Citizen Still Isn’t Out, But It’s Already Outdated! Remaster Incoming!
Games News

🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In the world of video games, absurdity has reached warp speed. The space sim Star Citizen, which has been in…

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