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Day: April 24, 2025

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests
Babylon Bee

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests

FinnApril 24, 2025

U.S. — As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a…

OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑
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OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🤣.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🤣.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs
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Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMARYVILLE, TN—Relying on a precise measurement as though a slight miscalculation could be lethal, local woman Anna Gardner,…

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