White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has advised every American to reply “STOP” if they no longer wish to receive…
Month: April 2025
🤘 Manic Street Preachers Reveal the Secrets of Failure: New Book Shocks Fans!
The Welsh rock band Manic Street Preachers, known for their hits and equally famous flops, have decided to share their…
Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years 🙄💿✨
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…
CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic
VATICAN CITY — CNN journalists on the ground at the Vatican are reporting that behind closed doors, Pope Francis remains…
VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣
Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…
Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Claiming it was the only way to protect one’s assets against economic volatility, a group of financial…
How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷♀️🔥
Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…
After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles
U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands…
So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?
Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! 🙄 Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…
Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK
U.S. — On the heels of news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would be banning synthetic colors in…