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OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…
Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…
CAROL STREAM, IL — An article published by Christianity Today calls into question the existence of Jesus, argues that the…
So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…
So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Guess Disney finally learned how to…
VATICAN CITY — Following the death of Pope Francis, cardinals within the Roman Catholic Church have expressed interest in electing…
🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! 🙄 This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…
DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice…
Read MoreThe OnionThe colossal squid, the heaviest invertebrate in the world, was captured on video swimming in the deep sea…
Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…
