The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔
The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…
Month: April 2025
OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…
St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb
JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against…
OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! 👵🔥 Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! 👑💀 (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)
👵🏻 Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…
J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? 🤣🔥➡️
Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
PLANO, TX — After moving to Plano and spending weeks searching for a new church home, Dan and Cyndi Badeen…
Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album 🤣💀 (Is it Naptime Yet?) 🎸👴
The ageless wonder, Stevie Nicks, 76 (yes, you read that right, boomers!), graced the Pollstar Hall of Fame with her…
Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀
Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…
Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! 🤯😂🤣
It’s a tale as old as time. No, not *Beauty and the Beast*, though with all the drama, it could…
4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants
Read MoreThe OnionFour ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of…