OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary events will end at the ungodly hour of 5:30 PM! Prepare for MAXIMUM cuddling!
These “workshops” at HeartLab, 3095 21st St, San Francisco, CA 94110, involve “communication exercises” (aka staring intensely). It’s about “personal exploration” (of how much you hate cuddling) and “intimacy” (with strangers). 🙄
Tickets are $40 (single) or $70 (two people). Don’t be late! Doors close at 1:30 PM sharp! ⏰ Bring PJs, water, and blankies. No perfume! 🙅♀️ Must be vaxxed, boosted, and sober. This is NOT SEX! (allegedly). 😉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
