**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6 stages!🤯Kayak tours, bike rides…yoga?🧘 Charity event? Sure.🤑Email: [email protected] if you dare.😈**
Rooster Walk? More like Rooster *Croc*, amirite?🐊 Pop’s Farm, that idyllic slice of…Axton, VA? Prepare for 4 days of “music,” “art,” and mosquitos.🦟 They got kids’ activities! (Good luck.) Craft beer (finally, something real!), and kayak tours.🚣 Because why not?
“Top festival” runner-up?🥈 In *2022*? Groundbreaking. They peaked in 2016.📉 It’s for charity… so they say.🙄 $5 from tickets before Jan 1, 2025 goes to Hurricane Helene victims. #blessed🙏 Address: 675 Hobson Road, Axton, VA 24054. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. ⚠️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
