Madonna, bless her pointy bra, is FINALLY gracing us with Veronica Electronica, a project so secret, so hush-hush, that it only took, like, 30 years to surface! 🎉 Get ready for “rare and unreleased” remixes from the earth-shattering, life-altering album Ray Of Light. Because, you know, we haven’t heard enough versions of those songs already. 🙄
And because one money grab isn’t enough, this “pivotal moment” (eye roll) will also be celebrated with yet ANOTHER release from the Silver Collection! Yes, more limited-edition silver vinyl to clutter your shelves and make you feel like a true, dedicated stan. 💸 Because nothing says “I love Madonna” like buying the same album for the fifth time. 💿💿💿💿💿
Veronica Electronica (catchy, right?) drops July 25th on silver vinyl (duh) and digitally for those of us who haven’t embraced the whole “analog” hipster thing yet. If you order from Madonna.com or Rhino.com, you’ll get a super exclusive silver mylar lithograph! Perfect for framing and showing off to your cats. 🖼️🐈
The deep cut, Skin (The Collaboration Remix Edit), is out NOW! Because who doesn’t need more Skin in their life? Seriously, who asked for this? 🤷♀️
Listen below, if you dare:
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
