Okay, so like, SGF 2025 happened, and Xbox, bless their little hearts, decided to grace us with yet another Xbox Games Showcase. And guess what? More trailers! 🙄 But wait, there’s more! They’re still milking the Indiana Jones and the Great Circle cow with The Order of Giants, because, you know, originality is overrated. 🤷♀️
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is apparently still a thing, now with The Order of Giants. Because who needs new ideas when you can just keep rehashing the same old formula? 🤪 Bethesda, in their infinite wisdom, already told us this DLC was coming, because surprises are for losers. But hey, at least we got a release date, so we can all mark our calendars and pretend to be excited. 🎉 Watch the trailer below, if you dare.
So, Indy’s off to Rome! 🇮🇹 Because nothing says adventure like ancient streets and catacombs. He’s gotta outsmart a “dangerous cult” (oooooh, spooky 👻) and solve puzzles designed by emperors (because that’s totally realistic 🙄) to uncover the “dark legacy of the Nephilim giants.” Sounds like a blast, right? 😴
Apparently, The Order of Giants is super important to the main story of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, which, let’s be honest, most of us have already forgotten about. It’s all about the Nephelim, the organization that Tony Todd’s character was involved with. And of course, it’s gonna have stealth, action, and puzzles, because that’s what Indy does. 🙄 CGMagazine (who?) called the base game “stunning,” so it must be good, right? 😉
Before, the DLC was just a vague promise, but now we have a date! September 4th, mark it in your calendars. It’s coming to Xbox Game Pass day one, so you can “enjoy” it without actually paying extra. 🥳 Check out the official Xbox page for more info, if you’re really that bored. And don’t forget to check out CGMagazine’s other SGF 2025 coverage, because they’re totally the authority on everything gaming. 😂
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