OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by now! 👴🏻 But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s got some of that Yogurt magic left in him! ✨ And the original cast is back? 🤯 Are they sure they remember their lines? 🤔 I mean, it’s been, like, a million years! 🗓️
Unless ‘Spaceballs 2’ decides to go all woke and feature a bunch of gender-swapped, non-binary characters (which, let’s be honest, is totally gonna happen 🙄), there’s no way they can avoid bringing back the OG crew! 💯 Recasting would be like slapping the fans in the face with a giant, smelly fish! 🐟 And nobody wants that! 🙅♀️
‘Spaceballs’ is, like, the ultimate cult classic! 🤪 It’s so fetch! (Sorry, wrong movie 🤷♀️). But seriously, if they bring in a bunch of randoms who don’t even know who Pizza the Hutt is 🍕, it’ll be a total disaster! 🗑️ The original cast isn’t just perfect, they’re, like, the ONLY choices! 👑
No one, and I mean NO ONE 🙅♂️, can replace Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet! 🪖 It’s like trying to replace Beyoncé! 🐝 Impossible! 🙅♀️ Imagine ‘Star Wars’ without James Earl Jones’ voice! 🗣️ It would be a total joke! 😂
It’s kinda sus that Rick Moranis is coming back after all this time! 🤨 Where has he been hiding? 🥷 Probably living in a pineapple under the sea! 🍍 But hey, I’m not complaining! 🙌 It’s gonna be epic! 😎
The main cast is so iconic, it’s like, duh! 🙄 Of course they have to come back! 🤦♀️ As long as they’re not too senile to remember their lines! 👴👵 Just kidding! (Mostly 😈)
Mel Brooks is, like, a hundred years old! 👴 How is he even still alive? 🧟♂️ But hey, if he can still yell “Yogurt!” 🍦, I’m all for it! 👍 They can just CGI his face onto a younger body! 🤖 Problem solved! ✅
Daphne Zuniga is back as Princess Vespa! 👑 I bet she’s had, like, a million plastic surgeries since the first movie! 🔪 But hey, good for her! 💅 Maybe they’ll introduce her and Lone Starr’s kid! 👶 That would be kinda cute! 🥰
RIP John Candy! 😭 Barf was the best! 🐶 They better not replace him with some CGI abomination! 👾 Maybe Josh Gad can do a good impression! 🤔 But let’s be real, nobody can replace the Candy Man! 😢
Lewis Pullman is playing Lone Starr’s son! 👨👦 That’s kinda meta! 🤯 I bet Bill Pullman is, like, so proud! 🥰 But can Lewis fill his dad’s boots? 🥾 Only time will tell! ⏳
Bringing in Lewis Pullman is a genius move! 🧠 He’s, like, the perfect person to milk his father’s legacy! 💰 Plus, he’s kinda hot! 🔥
Keke Palmer is in it too! 🤩 I have no idea what she’s gonna do, but I’m sure she’ll be hilarious! 😂 She’s, like, the queen of comedy! 👑
Josh Gad is, like, obsessed with the original ‘Spaceballs’! 🤓 He’s probably got a shrine to Mel Brooks in his basement! 🕍 But hey, at least he cares about the source material! ❤️ Hopefully, he won’t ruin it! 🙏
‘Spaceballs 2’ is gonna be set, like, a million years in the future! 🚀 I bet they’ll have flying cars and robot butlers! 🚗🤖 But will it be funny? 🤣
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
