Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found a DoorDash driver who might be a witness. Probably one of those “woke” delivery drivers who moonlights as a socialist activist. I bet she was delivering soy lattes and copies of “Das Kapital” that night!
And now the defense wants to delay the trial because of a “Dateline” episode? Classic leftist media, always trying to stir the pot and undermine our justice system. I bet George Soros himself funded that episode!
This DoorDash driver claims she “saw Bryan there.” Saw him where? At a BLM rally? At a gender studies conference? The article conveniently leaves out the details. I bet she’s part of the deep state, trying to frame an innocent man!
And of course, the defense wants to introduce evidence of an “alternate perpetrator.” Probably some poor, misunderstood Antifa member who was just trying to “resist” or something. It’s always someone else’s fault with these people!
This whole case stinks of a leftist conspiracy to undermine law and order. Thank goodness we have brave patriots fighting back against this woke madness. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
