Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
Day: July 7, 2025
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…
“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s tariffs, claiming companies are using “Depression-era” policies to avoid…
Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…
Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…
JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to make our great VP Vance look like he’s changed his mind. These…
Camp Mystic’s Soggy Apocalypse: 27 Campers Take a Dive, Counselors Join the Underwater Party
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media is going to blame President Trump somehow. A girls’…
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…
James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…