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Day: July 10, 2025

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project
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31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Thirty-one workers rescued from a tunnel collapse in Los Angeles. You know what that sounds like? A…

Deeper in Trouble: Cruise Wants Jet Fighters in a Deep Sea Monster Movie
Tom Cruise Threatens to Quit 'Deeper' Unless There’s a Helicopter Involved
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Deeper in Trouble: Cruise Wants Jet Fighters in a Deep Sea Monster Movie

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Hollywood is drowning in drama as Doug Liman’s upcoming deep-sea horror flick Deeper hits a wall made of testosterone and…

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