Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is using tariffs? Quelle surprise! It’s not “threatening,” it’s called LEVERAGE, people! Something these latte-sipping liberals wouldn’t understand if it slapped them in their soy-infused faces. Trump is playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers.
He’s not threatening, he’s negotiating. He’s putting America first, something the globalist elites in the Democrat party can’t stand. They’d rather sell us out to China for a few yuan and a pat on the back from the U.N. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is draining the swamp and making deals that benefit REAL Americans. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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