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Day: July 19, 2025

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading
The Onion

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading

FinnJuly 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionStudies show that children who read for pleasure perform better on tests and suffer from fewer mental health…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
Elephant Reads CNN

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…

DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave/Post Punk from Fresno, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell
Breaking, Music News

FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FEAR FACTORY, or as I like to call them, “Dino Cazares and Some Guys,” decided to dust off their grandpa…

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