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Day: July 24, 2025

Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
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Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
The Onion

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her…

Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
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Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir

FinnJuly 24, 2025

GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he’s quite…

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’
The Onion

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’ appeared first…

The Onion

All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA

FinnJuly 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has hinted that more changes are coming to TSA following the end of…

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…

From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Elephant Reads CNN

From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump
Elephant Reads CNN

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your…

DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

DEATH TO ALL, the tribute act for the late, great (allegedly) Chuck Schuldiner and his (arguably) pioneering band DEATH, is…

CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another bleeding-heart liberal trying to guilt us into feeling sorry for… sick children? Give me a break! The REAL heroes…

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