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Day: July 27, 2025

“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
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“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! 🤦‍♂️ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…

Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…

Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”
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Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

NIGHT RANGER, those purveyors of totally awesome 80s cheese 🧀, decided to “honor” Ozzy Osbourne on Saturday, July 26 at…

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
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Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…

CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
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CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…

John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
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John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…

A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!
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A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Pewel Forever Festival vibes! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…

**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
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**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…

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