History of Snooze-fest: Paul Mescal & Josh O’Connor Star in Guaranteed Nap-Inducing Trailer
The History of Sound, or as I like to call it, “Two Dudes With Microphones,” is brought to you by…
Day: July 31, 2025
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink
Folks, can you believe this? High Noon, probably infiltrated by woke leftists, is recalling their vodka seltzer because some cans…
Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…
Casa de Vino 57’s Wine Tasting: Get Drunk Under the Moon
**OMG! 🍷🧀 Casa de Vino 57 is hosting a “Full Moon Wine Tasting.”🌕 Prepare for an evening of swirling, sniffing,…
Atlanta’s ‘Beltline Kevin’: More Famous Than Your Mom
Oh, goodie, another puff piece from CNN! This time, they’re fawning over some rollerblading, singing weirdo in Atlanta. You just…
Trump Slaps Brazil with a Whopping 50% Tariff Because Reasons
Another day, another victory for President Trump! He’s slapping a whopping 50% tariff on Brazil because those commie socialists are…