Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…
Month: July 2025
Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…
Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…
Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…
Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀
Immerse yourself in the ominous silence of a desolate shore, where the old graves of the "Flying Dutchman's" sailors lie…
CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…
Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! 🏀🐕 The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…
Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…
Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…