Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…
Month: July 2025
Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless
Oh, CNN, always digging up the dirt! Smerconish, more like Smear-con-ish, is hyperventilating over a birthday letter Trump supposedly sent…
Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…
Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better…
Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump! Now they’re clutching their pearls because the President dared…
Casket Cassette in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
Post-Punk/Darkwave from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…
FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…
Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…