Wake Up, Macaroni, Cyberpunk 2077 Wants to be Your Roommate
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…
Month: July 2025
KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues
🤪OMG!🚨 Get ready to open your wallets, KISS Army (and your gullible parents)!🤑 Apparently, some old dude named Eddie Kramer…
Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…
“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…
Hed PE in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
Rapcore from Huntington Beach, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
CNN interviews dude whose kid got rekt by West Bank bros
Oh, another “innocent” Palestinian bites the dust, allegedly at the hands of those pesky “settlers.” Surprise, surprise! I bet this…
Amon Amarth to Drop New Ditty ‘We Rule the Waves’ on Hump Day, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
So, the Vikings who can’t seem to find a new gimmick AMON AMARTH are gracing us with a single and…
CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…