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Day: September 30, 2025

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact
The Onion

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact

FinnSeptember 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCritics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower…

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews
Babylon Bee

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews

FinnSeptember 30, 2025

GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump’s…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Elephant Reads CNN

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
Breaking, Music News

Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another CNN shill trying to make Trump’s brilliant Gaza peace plan sound like it’s not…

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job…

OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
Breaking, Music News

OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
Events, Games News

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy
Elephant Reads CNN

Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The…

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