Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…
Month: September 2025
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…
Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…
Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…
OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business
Another Lefty bites the dust! Turns out, even Disney can’t protect their woke puppets when they start praising cop killers.…
Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…
New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver
    Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For ‘Best Fabricated Quote’
NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer…