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Month: October 2025

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
Events, Games News

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
Elephant Reads CNN

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
Breaking, Music News

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Breaking, Games News

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security
The Onion

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

FinnOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

       WASHINGTON—Occasionally pausing to rub his bleeding temple as he delivered the statement, visibly bruised Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
Events

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! 🙄 Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
Events

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
Events

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG!** Eris Deep Space👽is hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…

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