Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
OMG! 🙄 “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! 🤣 Director Julia Mintz…
Month: October 2025
35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…
ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? 🤣 Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! 🤮 Witness Tanner Hall…
Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
OMG! 😱 Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…
Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…
Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup
TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the…
Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces
    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Acknowledging that he was impressed by the foreign leader’s ability to compromise on all kinds of fixtures, President…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…