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Day: November 17, 2025

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…

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PAX Unplugged 2025: Get Your Fake Detective On

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Jubensha (ε‰§ζœ¬ζ€) is like, a murder mystery game 4 ppl who can’t solve real crimes. One of u is…

“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Paddy’s Irish Pub, Fayetteville NC, on Nov 22nd, 2025!** πŸ”πŸ˜‚…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy TourπŸ’© is coming to VIZIONZ – MYRTLE BEACH SC on Friday, November 21st 2025!** Get…

Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”
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Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to town! 🀣 See Olympians fail⛷️, urban riders bail πŸ‚, and local legends… exist?…

Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”
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Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting up Whitewater, BC & Denver! 🀣 Get ready for Judd Henkes’ surf/snow crisis…

Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited
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Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 You’re invited to the premiere of “Lamb of God,” where a youth pastor’s views on *stuff* get questioned…

Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🀯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak πŸ™Š. Games include…

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