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Day: November 20, 2025

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…

Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
The Onion

Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office

FinnNovember 20, 2025

       The post Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office appeared first on The Onion.    The post Gifted Khashoggi Head…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’
The Onion

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’

FinnNovember 20, 2025

       Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call…

Babylon Bee

In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…

Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)
Breaking, Games News

Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

🤡 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic masterpiece that is Kill Bill is about to get the Fortnite…

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