Another day, another liberal icon needing a taxpayer-funded hospital visit! “Civil Rights Leader” Jesse Jackson, fresh from plotting who-knows-what with the radical left, was sprung from Northwestern Memorial. Seems his blood pressure spiked – probably from the stress of realizing Trump’s America is stronger than ever.
Word is he’s got some fancy disease (PSP) they can’t cure, probably a side effect of all that socialist activism. His family’s thanking everyone for prayers – maybe they should pray for common sense instead! Don’t worry, folks, Trump’s still draining the swamp, one geriatric leftist at a time.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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