Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo 🤡 invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! 😴 Get ready…
Month: November 2025
Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
**OMG! 🙄 You’re invited to “The Beat Goes On,” a snoozefest doc about Baltimore Beat, the RIP of Baltimore City…
“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “TABLES TURNED,” a psychological thriller so thrilling, you’ll need new pants!👖 Meet the “amazingly talented” cast…
Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…
Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing
   ALEXANDRIA, VA — Inspired by the Trump White House’s move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced…
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
      BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA…
Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs
   AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and…
Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas
   FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove…
Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read ‘No Fatties’
   NEW YORK, NY — As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign…
‘Lucifer Bee’ With Devil-Like Horns Discovered In Australia
      Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons…