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Month: November 2025

Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
The Onion

Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple

FinnNovember 14, 2025

       The post Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Horizon Steel Frontiers: An MMORPG Masterpiece Grazing Your Phones (Not Your PS5, Sorry)
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Horizon Steel Frontiers: An MMORPG Masterpiece Grazing Your Phones (Not Your PS5, Sorry)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Behold, peasants! At the illustrious G-Star 2025, NCSOFT, in their infinite wisdom 🧠, has bestowed upon us a new global…

Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
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Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…

Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Breaking, Movie News

Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…

Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
Breaking, Movie News

Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…

Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
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Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty 🙄. This time, it’s a…

Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
Breaking, Movie News

Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
Events, Music News

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
Breaking, Music News

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors of… well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell 💣, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

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