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Month: November 2025

Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks
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Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks

FinnNovember 12, 2025

       Japan deployed troops into its northern rural regions to combat a surge in bear attacks that has already killed…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Senate approving a new funding bill and sending it across the hall for a…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…

Babylon Bee

Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    U.S. — Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.…

Babylon Bee

Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…

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