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Month: November 2025

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce🍝at Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**🤣 Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two

FinnNovember 9, 2025

    JERUSALEM — What had been hailed as one of the wisest decisions of all time was declared null and…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? 🎉 Be there or be square! Prepare…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and get Candled! 🕯️ Craft candles, drink stuff. Hookah costs EXTRA! 🤑 Mingle (awkwardly), make candles (badly). Bottomless…

N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)
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N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Rock band from Minsk, Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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