DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…
Month: November 2025
Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…
Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…
2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA 6’ Is Now Available And Oh No There’s The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!
NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday’s announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft…
Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul’s Top Salesman
PHOENIX, AZ — New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year’s top U-Haul salesman, ending…
Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut
WASHINGTON—As fewer air traffic controllers show up for work amid a government shutdown that has halted their pay, the…
Liberals Trying To Remember What They Were Mad About Last Week
U.S. — According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they were so mad…
GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…