“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…
Month: November 2025
So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh
Oh, the holidays! A time for giving, and apparently, a time for leftist platforms to nickel and dime you for…
Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…
CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…
Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…
Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings
Supreme Court to Hear Case of Rastafarian Forced to Shave Dreadlocks – Another Attempt to Undermine Law Enforcement? **Here we…
CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! They’re twisting the results of…
Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…
DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!
OMG! 🤣 The Diversity and Inclusion Film Fest 2025 will be showing cinematic masterpieces like “FIRST NIGHT” by Rachel Elitzur…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…