SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Month: November 2025
“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…
SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
U.S. — With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were…
Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…
L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city,…
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
The post Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ appeared first…
Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people…
Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics
Oh, no! Frankie Luntz, the prince of wishful thinking for the Libtards, is at it again! He’s predicting a “bad…
Crypto Bro Gets Pardoned, Trump Claims Ignorance: A Comedy in One Act
Another day, another deep state conspiracy thwarted by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s about the pardon of crypto…
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a…