Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
Month: November 2025
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…
SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
   U.S. — With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were…
Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
      A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…
L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
   LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city,…
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
      The post Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ appeared first…
Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
   YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people…
Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics
Oh, no! Frankie Luntz, the prince of wishful thinking for the Libtards, is at it again! He’s predicting a “bad…
Crypto Bro Gets Pardoned, Trump Claims Ignorance: A Comedy in One Act
Another day, another deep state conspiracy thwarted by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s about the pardon of crypto…