Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the…
Month: November 2025
Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…
Over the River Into the ’Hood
The post Over the River Into the ’Hood appeared first on The Onion. The post Over the River Into…
Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
U.S. — According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in…
Microsoft Dumps Truckload of Monopoly Money in Dubai, Claims it’s a $15 Billion Investment
Oh, look, CNN is wetting its pants over AI in the UAE! More globalist garbage! Microsoft, Google, and NVIDIA –…
DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…
Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago
The post Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago appeared first on The Onion. The post Twirling Britney…
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
TORONTO — Following the team’s devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World…
Air Traffic Controllers vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious (Not Really) Disaster
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re interviewing some has-been “expert” about air traffic control during the government shutdown…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…