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Month: November 2025

Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
Breaking, Movie News

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…

Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
Breaking, Music News

Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…

Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!
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Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🤩Gamer Gathering, Nov 7th, 2025, 7-10 PM at Event Horizon Gallery & VR! Free booze (Tito’s Vodka, Gundlach Bundschu🍷🍾),…

AP’N3 Film Challenge: Prepare for Disappointment
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AP’N3 Film Challenge: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🙄 AP’N3 Film Challenge Premiere Screening! 🎬 Where filmmakers think they’re Scorsese 🤪. Three-minute masterpieces? More like three minutes…

Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords
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Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**New venue (lol, it’s close) and fresh focus (begging creators to show up)!** 🤪 The 16th annual Klein News Innovation…

SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! SBM Film Festival 2025! 🙄 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 or maybe not. 🤷‍♀️ 📅 Friday, November 7th, Danville…

The Last Dive: Prepare to Snore and Grill the Director
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The Last Dive: Prepare to Snore and Grill the Director

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

Old man obsessed with a fish! 🤣 Doors open 5:00 pm, cash bar 🍹. Program at 6:00 pm with Cody…

Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom
Events

Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

** ** OMG! 😱 The 11th Annual Wheaton Film Fest is happening on Saturday, November 8, 2025, at 2:30pm in…

“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History
Events

“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 Abuse, addiction, and trauma?** 🙄 As if we haven’t heard that before. 🙄 Get ready for “The Boy…

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