Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination
**OMG! 🤩Slime Rancher 2 FINALLY releases! Monomi Park & Gallery Nucleus, Nov 8-23, 2025, at 210 East Main St. Alhambra…
Month: November 2025
D’USSE Throws a Lit AF All-Black Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming, Because Regular Parties Are Just Too Mainstream
**D’USSE (who?) presents Xavier University’s Official Alumni Black Attire Affair on Friday, Nov 7th, 2025, 9:00 PM – 2:30 AM!**…
Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice
Dinner with Strangers! 🤣 Sign up, pay 💸, and maybe, just maybe, 🤞 you’ll dine with 4-6 randos! If not,…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…
Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video
Another day, another Democrat mayor crying foul! Evanston, Illinois, is now the epicenter of leftist tears, all because DHS dared…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…
Coco: Prepare to be Bacari’d
**Bacari W. Adams presents Movie Nights! 🎞🍿 Featuring spooky classics EVERY week in November! Prepare to be spooked! 👻** Coco…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…