**Attention, parents of ADHD chaos machines!**
Join our online circus where we’ll teach you how to stop your teen’s emotional rollercoaster from turning your house into a war zone! 🎪
📅 **Date**: TBD (check your spam folder for the Zoom link)
📍 **Location**: Your couch, where you’ll be crying into your wine while learning to “stay calm”
🎪 **Featured Performers**:
– **Dr. Wong**: The guy who thinks “understanding” beats “grounding”
– **Teresa Chua**: The mom who survived raising an ADHD tornado (and wrote a book about it)
– **Jerome Wong**: The “ADHD Later” guy who probably forgot this webinar exists
– **Moonlake Lee**: The moderator who’s been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt
**What you’ll learn**:
– How to not lose your mind when your kid bounces off the walls
– Why “because I said so” doesn’t work on brains that work differently
– How to build a relationship that doesn’t involve constant screaming matches
**Perfect for you if**:
– You’ve yelled “I’m not angry, I’m disappointed!” more times than you can count
– Your kid’s ADHD makes you question your sanity
– You want to survive the teen years without becoming a meme
**Disclaimer**: Results may vary. Some parents reported gaining the superpower of patience. Others just learned to hide better.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤