Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…
Day: April 7, 2026
PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…
8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon
   The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
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As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On
   SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…
The streets of Hollywood today
There’s a reason everyone is fleeing California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
      NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss…
Thirty-five years ago, French and British workers met beneath the English Channel
The breakthrough occurred after over three years of digging, connecting 31 miles (50 km) of tunnels Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial
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